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Site created by
Derek Tam using
DOS editor and Paint Shop Pro.
Disclaimers: This site is not associated with the Government of Canada or the Transportation Safety Board of Canada in any way (for one, it's not bilingual!) No animals or cartoon drawings were actually harmed in the making of this page, including the animals known as the Summer Students of TSB. There has been no intent to offend anyone either. Any resemblance of the names and faces appearing here to anyone you may know is likely not coincidental. Images may not be accurate representations of the actual people, so don't be flagging us down in the streets. Just because I mentioned marijuana doesn't mean I use the stuff. The gargoyle and zebra pics are not mine, I borrowed them. No warranties made. If you are not satisfied, you will not get your money back, as you paid nothing. I did not kill JFK. It was Bert from Sesame Street. Why is it spelled "aardvark" and "llama"? We aren't ppeople. It's not my fault I'm a terrible golfer, I was born that way. I really don't know who Bob Dodd is nor wear a tie very often. Believe me, Andrea really is the Devil in disguise. Juan and Derek are not related, no matter how much their pictures suggest that they are twins. My hair did not really catch on fire, nor should you try it at home or on my head. Down with McDonald's. Same to Micro$loth. And of course, thanks to the Informatics Section of TSB for employing me over the summer! (so that I would be able to get a story idea for this website). No company time was spent working on this site, can't say the same about homework time, however. See my other works derekweb.com Copyright ©1997.
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